So yesterday I was at Kohl's looking for a bra for the wedding I am in next weekend and I had my 2 side kicks with me. Patrick was in the little stroller and Elise was pushing him around. They were behind me in the aisle and I could hear Elise saying "hey bugga boo, you like this one for Mommy, I like this one it's pretty." I looked back and they each were proudly holding about 5 pairs of bras. :)
THEN, an employee walked by and Elise chipperly and loudly said "Oh hi, we are looking getting Mommy new boobs." I was crying I was laughing so hard! I did correct her that they were bra's not boobs and she took it like I was telling her something totally unimportant.
Her other thing when we are shopping, her new thing is to find little baby girl clothes, last time was a pair of pants she held up and non-chalantly said "oh my gosh, oh how cute, Mama can we get these for when you grow a new baby in your tummy and give them to her on Thursday". I like that world where the gestation period is 1 wk. She also told Greg she thought he needs a new car, a yellow one and that'd she'd by it "it's OK Dada, it only costs $2, I'll buy it for you".
Patrick's new thing is to dance with just his right arm out like a chicken wing!
AND he gives kisses, MELT MY HEART!!!!!!!!
This is hilarious!! I am sitting at B&N laughing out loud!! Gosh elise is funny!
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